Two cold beers, ready for drinking and not spitting out. (credit: Megan Geuss)
I’m in my mother’s kitchen in Los Angeles drinking a beer with my sister on a hot spring afternoon.
The beer is a bready, hoppy IPA without any overwhelming flavors that would make you think too hard.
The alcohol content is acceptable. The brew is properly carbonated and doesn’t taste flat.
This beer isn’t going to win any awards, but I could serve it to friends and family without having to apologize for it.
In short, it’s easy drinking, something you can have a conversation over.
The beer, however, came from a beer-making machine on my countertop, which was why the overwhelming averageness of the brew instead felt amazing. Maybe that’s a low bar to clear in order to merit applause, but given my past experience with the PicoBrew Zymatic, it felt appropriate.
In 2015, I reviewed the Zymatic, a large machine that was supposed to help brewers cook up their wort automatically—but the fermentation process was largely left in the hands of the Zymatic owner.
I produced two below-average beers, perhaps owing to the heatwave I was brewing in at the time (the temperatures surely killed off some yeast).
But another part of the problem with the Zymatic was that it combined a machine-driven brewing process with the traditionally hands-on fermentation, bottling, and carbonating processes.
It was hardly the “set-it-and-forget-it” appliance that I expected.
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